This is one from NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Jiggs McDonald in Orillia .
Tolerance
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto .
I think it should be the goal of every Cana dian to be tolerant
regardless of their religious beliefs.
Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next
door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the
mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban
Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called
" Iraq o' Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
" Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the
window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult
sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon
lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the
tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be
a problem for others.
If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a
good plan, please pass it on...
